The Internet Era

Daughter:

"Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK.

We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on WhatsApp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.

Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father:

"Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal.

And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on Ebay".